|Okay, why is this only something|
homosexual men can enjoy?
What if I want flowers? Tough, that ain't gonna happen.
|I can't get past the idea that this would|
be my wife's reaction to giving me
a blow job. Nor blame her if it were.
So what if I want a bit of sexual pampering, I'm a man: simple things are required - a bit of missionary position, maybe her on top, and that's yer lot.
Another self-serving rant brought to you by the man that wears clothes designed for women to get off and doesn't even notice when his wife wears skirts and make-up to look pretty for him.